I really like cats. I follow back, generally, unless you're a porn blog. Send me cat pictures pls or music or something cool idk.

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me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

Answer me this atheists

wordcubed:

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enye-word:

wordcubed:

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

bruh that was your landlord

this is my most popular post on this website taking ops post from double digits to quintuple digits but god protected me and made it a reply to someone elses post so that my notifications remained useful and unflooded id like to thank @wordcubed and @argumate for making this success possible my lovely wife who has supported me throughout this process and god and also jesus

You did this to me

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